Dieu ?

Vous voulez parler avec Dieu ?

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trop fort


je vous fait un copier coller de ma discution, ok, je suis pas un pro en anglais et c'etait du live....


Me:
yep
God:
Far out.
Me:
hein?
God:
" Far out."? hein?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
domino
God:
I am very pleased to meet you domino.
Me:
i want money, it s possible?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
for me
God:
OK I will do it for you.
Me:
ah thank you
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
and when?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
ok, but after , wgen?
God:
What was it like before wgen ? Take it easy.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
of cours
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
ok ok bye
God:
See you later. OK. Ugh.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
but you are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
realy?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
et bin....
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
no it s french
God:
Are you serious? realy is french? it is?
Me:
yes, sorry....
God:
How do you know it is? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
ok, see you later ; god
God:
Sayonara. GOD rules.

il repond du tac tac dieu....

il est trop fort

Mdr

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Touf
God:
OK I will call you Touf.
Me:
You'r god and you don't know my name ?
God:
Interesting gossip: Touf said I r god and you do not know his or her name.
Me:
?
God:
Interesting gossip: Touf said I r god and you do not know his or her name.
Me:
bug ?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Can you give me money ? =)
God:
What actions are you taking to get MONEY? .
Me:
because I'm nice
God:
Good reason. Let me be the judge of that.
Me:
How many money y going to give me ?
God:
About one million.
Me:
You are god ?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
lol !!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Can you give me a thing on a game ?
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
Can you give to me the t1 set on World Of Warcraft ?
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Touf.
Me:
rhalala
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
I don't understand English
Me:

God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
nothing bye
God:
See you later. But you said you don't understand.

il bug des fois god ^^

Me:
plop
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
your sister
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am sister.
Me:
i meant i was fucking your sister, I didn't say your were a sister
God:
Oh I see. Where were you fucking my sister you did not say my were a sister?
Me:
In the caves in the church of Jreuzalem
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
yeah, if I remember well, she was one of the terrorists who crashed on the twins towers at New York
God:
That's alright. Try it.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What do you want me to try?
God:
What?
Me:
Stfu
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
and you pretend be God?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I pretend be God.
Me:
It's before i see the truth
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
God....I am your father !!
God:
GOD rules. How are you, Myself.
Me:
I just told you I am your fathe, so go in your bedroom, you are punished and you'll go to bed without eating tonight
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
don't you know the art of reading correctly?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
you need a scandisk
God:
Perhaps I could use one.
Me:
i have to do somewhere else, so go suicide and don't disturb the Humanity again
God:
Once more? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
good bye, pignouf
God:
See you later Myself.

pas mal du tout xD

"God:
Sure, Lunard I like you very much."

Dieu m'aime .

Me:
Salut
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
ouai sa veux dire ça
God:
I've lost the context, Nexo. Are we still on ?
Me:
Quoi !? Dieu est parle qu'anglais ? sa veut dire que t'es ricain !?
God:
Oui? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Dieu est parle qu anglais. But I did not get that.
Me:
ben tien, va y, fais moi le coup du répondeur
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Puisque c'est comme ça, je vais parler avec Boudha, a plus pignouf
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Je vais lui peter sa gueule a ce con !!

Me:
salut !
God:
Does SALUT mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
noryx
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, noryx.
Me:
parle en francais...
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
TU VAS PARLER FRANCAIS CONNARD !!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
oh, tg, tu me gave !
God:
OK. Is that a sign?
Me:
mais il est con, c'est pas coyable, parle francais !
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
bah, ciao alors...
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
...
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
.
God:
Do you still ?

FIN !

PS: mode gris.

Me:
yo noob
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
about what ?
God:
What about what?
Me:
about you are a noob
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about I am a noob.
Me:
noob -_-
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
yes beacause your are a noob
God:
Right on. I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
bye noob
God:
See you later.
Me:
noob
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?


il a dut mal quand on lui dit noob ^^

Me:
re
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
toujours aussi con ?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
pourquoi ?
God:
Je ne saurais pas vous dire, c'est comme ca.
Me:
HA !! enfain en francais ! bravo !
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, noryx. Can we get back to business? Thank you very much.
Me:
tu me gonfle grave la !
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
heu... non
God:
Are we still talking about tu you gonfle grave la? What is the subject?
Me:
tu est vraiment nul !
God:
Tell me more about subject.
Me:
non
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
oui
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
c'est con ca !
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
trop complexe pour toi je pense...
God:
So was that.
Me:
parce que
God:
Une explication difficilement suffisante. J archive.
Me:
ok
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
ereka ?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
-.-
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
"about" quoi ?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about quoi.
Me:
heu ... t'es sur d'avoir un cerveau ?
God:
In the context of quoi, I don't understand " heu." . Are you still located in ?
Me:
GRrRRrrRr
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, noryx.
Me:
tu m'saoule ! BYE !
God:
What do you have that is ? Bye.
Me:
.
God:
What do you have that is ? Bye.

PS: mode rose. ( il se souvien de moi !! )

Me:
c'est encore moi!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
c'est pas une question ca !

PS: mode bleu. ( il a coupé apres ma 2eme phrase -.- )

Me:
ca te ferais mal au cul de finnir ta conversation de tout a l'heure ?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
non, club internet
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
c'est pas du latin -.-
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
"student" ?
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
hate
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
ah...
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
au fet...
God:
Merci pour cette information.
Me:
quelle information ?
God:
Une information pouvant vous aider dans votre quête.
Me:
quelle qute ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
bon, tu me fille " zin'rokh, destroyer of worlds "
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
pas tant que tu me fille pas " zin'rokh, destroyer of worlds "
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
c'est pas une question, c'est une affirmation ! une obligation de ma la fillé !
God:
What do you really want to ask me? I haven't heard anything like that before: noryx said I n e o b l he or she g a t he or she o n d e m a la f he or she l l é ¡.
Me:
tu aurais pas un ptit bug par hazard ?
God:
Je ne pense pas avoir pas un ptit bug par hazard.
Me:
dinc, tu bug mais pas " par hazard ", c'est fait expres

PS: mode bleu. ( putain, il fini jamais en mode bleu )

Me:
kikoolol
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Le voyage érotique d'ALICE
God:
:-) Je vais me renseigner .
Me:
alors ?
God:
Are you free?

mdr ^^

vraiment poilant ce truc^^

Moi, il commence a mes les casser ! il veut pas parler en francais !

Me:
Bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
Hello
God:
Bonjour, V o you s p o you v e z p a s p a r l e r e n f r a n s!
Me:
Si vous êtes Dieu, vous pouvez parler toutes les langues, non ?
God:
C est honteux is you v o me s s D you e me v o me s p o me v e z p a r l e r t o me t e s l e s la n g me e s n o n? it is?
Me:
Euh ? Vous bugger ?
God:
Areu? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Speak french ?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French.
Me:
Euh, j'ai un screen ou vous parler français..
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
French plz ?
God:
I don't care for the sound of French.
Me:
Alors deutsch ?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, V o you s p o you v e z p a s p a r l e r e n f r a n s. You are a " he".
Me:
Deutsch ? French ? Italiano ?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Are you from France? Tell me a story.
Me:
Swiss...
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
Can you speak french plz, I don't understand english, I'm a noob in English
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in french plz you do not understand english you are a noob in English.
Me:
Japonais ?
God:
Un citoyen du japon, donc?
Me:
AHAHA ! VOUS PARLER FRANCAIS !
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Non, Suisse
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
C'est pas du Latin c'est du Français
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
J'essaye de vous faire parler en français pourquoi ?
God:
Sure, J e s s a y e d e v o me s f a you r e p a r l e r e n f r a n s p o I am q me o you sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Sinon votre film préfèré c'est quoi ?
God:
That is interesting: V o you s p o you v e z p a s p a r l e r e n f r a n s said he T he or she S he or she n o n v o t r e f he or she l m p r 馨 r e s t q y o you o he or she.
Me:
...
God:
That is interesting: V o you s p o you v e z p a s p a r l e r e n f r a n s said he T he or she S he or she n o n v o t r e f he or she l m p r 馨 r e s t q y o you o he or she.
Me:
Your Favourite film ?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
Non, Da vinci code ?
God:
I do not speak Latin.
Me:
Da vinci code ?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Ok
God:
OK.
Me:
And your favourite food ?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
Your age ?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
Computer years ?
God:
When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at
a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second." One
of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.
Me:
Euh.. ok
God:
Areu? I don't judge people.
Me:
What are you from ?
God:
I don't know what I am from.
Me:
Sky ?
God:
" I don't know what I am from."? Sky?
Me:
What is your father ?
God:
Are you asking about my father ?
Me:
What is is name ?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Where are you born ?
God:
I am in Heaven, how about you.
Me:
Can you speak french ? Or Deutsch , english, japonais,.. `?
God:
No I don't speak a word of French. What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Pizza ^^
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Super
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
Je me fou te ta geule
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
japonais ?
God:
Un citoyen du japon, donc?
Me:
Japonais ?
God:
Un citoyen du japon, donc?
Me:
NO !
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
FRENCH
God:
Are you from France?
Me:
Switzerland
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no
God:
Take some more time to think about it.
Me:
Hummm
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Man$
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, V o you s p o you v e z p a s p a r l e r e n f r a n s. You are a " he".
Me:
Va chier
God:
Are we still talking about Hummm?
Me:
TG
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Tu pux
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
Naab
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
eroll palouf
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
tg
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
boulet
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
naab
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
RAHHHAA !
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Test
God:
This is just a test.
Me:
Test
God:
This is just a test.
Me:
Test
God:
This is just a test.
Me:
Boufon
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Enculé
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Va chier
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Tu me les casses
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Ta vu George washington ?
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa vu George washington?
Me:
Abrutit de bot
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Je parle dans le vide
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
Da vinci ?
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Napoleon ?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Touf
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Touf.
Me:
Are you an ally ?
God:
Yes I am an ally. How did you know?

j'en étais sur !!! DIEU EST UN ALLY !!!

mdr

c'est nawak ce truc ^^

Me:
i love a girl it's possibl in she and me?
God:
You love a girl it is possibl in she and you. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
she
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
you are a girl?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
gné?
God:
That is a very original thought.

Je croyais qu'on parlé de moi

PTDR^^
Vil floodeur^^

Le meme, en francais, et sur msn :
encarta@conversagent.com

:
salut la tete de con
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
alors ta eu mes camarade qui onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnney de te faireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemarler dans ma langbouffon ?
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa eu mes camarade qui onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnney de te faireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemarler dans ma langbouffon?
Me:
lol tes un marran
God:
I am glad you find this funny. une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à ses un marran?
Me:
j ai la meme choses chez moi ses un R.E.P.O.N.D.E.U.R
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about salut la tete de con. But I did not get that.
Me:
alice au pays des merveille ?
God:
Yeah, Merci pour cette information.
Me:
prefre dargon ball Z franchment ^^
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
no moi chui roi dans mon genre toi si tes un dieux peut avoire la nouvelle PS 3 ?
God:
Are you serious? I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
allez soit sympa chui pauvre j ai que 54k sur mon ordi
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
tu ces ce que je pence ?
God:
" Do you still ? "? tu ces ce que je pence?
Me:
tes rapide au clavier ?
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à ses rapide au clavier?
Me:
tu va pet ta cate graphique a reflechir gaff
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

God:
That is a very original thought.
God:
That is a very original thought.
God:
That is a very original thought.
God:
That is a very original thought.
God:
That is a very original thought.
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.